Take Me Home Please

Please take me home? 

 I am sorry but I have nice chair at home. 

 Maybe you could ask to go back home?

 You are too ugly, maybe you should have thought about rolling away from home chasing hot butts.  

Someone may need you, but be careful,they might use you in ways you didn't expect.

Probably you are near the end of life. I don't know if there is  a hospice for used chairs, but if there was, maybe it is a chair for someone at a construction site.

Do you really think this is the appropriate way to treat  someone who covered your butt for many years.  Do the right thing and give it a proper send off.  Chair assisted death is perfectly legal in all fifty states 

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